Monday, June 23, 2014

thoughts on 22 Jump Street

May I just say how impressed I've been with this summer's comedies so far? In the summer, all I want to do at the movies is laugh, and last year I remember being pretty disappointed with This is the End  and The Heat.  The To-Do List  was pretty good.  However, this summer I really, really enjoyed Neighbors, and 22 Jump Street was All That I Hoped it Would Be.


Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are back as Jenko and Schmidt, the two mediocre cops who went undercover in a high school in 21 Jump Street to try to find and bust the dealer of a popular new drug.  In 22 Jump Street, they're in college to do the exact same thing; there are a lot of in-jokes about sequels, and how this time they're doing the same thing over again with a bigger budget.  In the previous movie, Tatum's Jenko surprisingly found himself as an outcast in a high school where dumb jocks weren't considered cool, while Hill's Schmidt fell in with the popular hipster kids.  This time, the tables are turned; Jenko fits right in with the football players and fraternity guys, while Schmidt meets a girl and hangs out with her and her artsy/poetry slam-loving friends.  Though the film is ostensibly about Jenko and Schmidt's undercover mission, it's also about college life and the two of them maybe drifting apart as partners and friends; their differences have always complemented each other, but now Jenko is having fun hanging out with new friends who are more like him, while Schmidt feels left out and gets clingy.  They manage to pull it together to finish up their mission over Spring Break.


It's all pretty fun and funny.  Tatum and Hill are both great.  The college setting is fun, and as a whole, it works as a send-up of both sequels and buddy cop movies.  I dug it.

Monday, May 26, 2014

thoughts on House of Cards, Season Two (spoilers)

So I finished the second season of House of Cards last night.  Though I enjoyed it to an extent and recognize that it is an objectively well-written and well-acted show, I didn't like it as much as Season One.  I looked back at my blog on Season One and saw that I apparently flew through that season in six days; this season probably took me about three weeks to a month.  This is partly because of timing; I watched the first season in the summer, when all of my regular shows had ended their regular seasons; I watched this while a number of shows I like were still broadcasting new episodes.  However, there are definitely other reasons why I found myself consuming Season Two less quickly.

For one thing, I missed the characters that left the show-- or rather, that FRANK KILLED-- in late Season One and early Season Two.  I liked Pete Russo (Corey Stoll) a lot, and while, as noted in my blog on Season One, my opinion on Kate Mara's Zoe Barnes changed throughout Season One, she was interesting, and it quite frankly pisses me off how things consistently end so horribly for the journalists on this show.  Zoe got pushed in front of a freaking train.  Lucas (Sebastian Arcelus) is in jail.  The journalists on this show are the only ones who are even trying to tell the American people the truth, and it's not even just that they are thwarted in their attempts to tell their stories; politicians actively work to destroy them.  Does this happen in real life?  If it does, it makes me feel bad for and about the world.

Additionally, when Zoe and Pete left, we lost a human element that was mostly missing from Season Two.  Was Zoe and Frank's relationship skeezy? Yes.  Was it compelling and, let's face it, a little bit fun to watch?  Also yes.  And though Zoe didn't always act ethically as a journalist, she was at least, in her own way, trying to do the right thing.  Same thing with Pete.  He was flawed, yes, but he was trying to be good; it's just pretty much impossible to do so when you have people like Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey) actively planning your demise.  And so we're left with few characters who have anything interesting going on outside of their political lives and even fewer characters who are even trying to do the right thing.  And the ones who do try?  Beat down.  As I mentioned earlier, Lucas is in jail.  Megan Hennessy (Libby Woodbridge), the young woman who comes forward to reveal she was raped by a high-ranking military officer to try to help Claire Underwood (Robin Wright) get legislation passed to keep the same thing from happening to others is basically attacked on national television, abandoned by Claire, and then eventually pretty much suffers a nervous breakdown.  Can the good people win anything ever, please?  I'm not saying always; I know that wouldn't be realistic.  Just once in awhile.

I think they tried to insert the human element into two storylines: Remy Danton (Mahershala Ali) and and Jackie Sharp's (Molly Parker's) romantic relationship and whatever the hell was going on with Doug Stamper (Michael Kelly) and Rachel Posner (Rachel Brosnahan).  However, Remy and Jackie's relationship lasted about five minutes, and I never really connected with Jackie as a character; I feel like with her, they needed an actor who seemed more conflicted, or who you could see change more throughout the season.  Remy tells her at one point that she's gotten colder.  Her: "It makes things easier." Me: "Really? She has? She's never seemed particularly warm to me."  And...let's talk about the Doug and Rachel thing.  So...Rachel was the prostitute who contributed to Pete's demise, and she "knows things" about what went down with Pete.  I feel like there are ways to keep her from talking other than exiling her in an apartment in a town that doesn't even appear to be that far away, given how often Doug visits her, and forbidding her from having her any human interaction outside of work.  Doug's fixation with her was creepy.  I know that he himself recognized this and tried to stop.  This doesn't mean that it was anything but uncomfortable to watch him interfere with her romantic life and show up and make her read to him and stuff.  It also doesn't mean that I couldn't help but be all, "Good for you!" when she nailed him in the head with that rock at the end of the season.  RIP, Doug.  You won't be missed.

So, bottom line, I probably will still at least start Season Three, whenever it comes out.  But I just find it more and more difficult to find any connection to any of these characters as the series progresses.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

thoughts on Million Dollar Arm

Jon Hamm stars as JB, a sports agent who, in the vein of Jerry Maguire, has recently struck out on his own with only a couple of loyal employees and isn't doing great so far.  He is close to landing a very promising client; however, when said client decides to go with a bigger sports management firm that can afford to pay him a $1,000,000 signing bonus, JB must come up with a big idea to keep his little firm afloat.  After flipping back and forth between a cricket match and Britan's Got Talent on TV one night, he's got it: he will travel to India and launch a "million dollar arm" contest to try to find Indian cricket players to bring back to the United States and train to be Major League baseball players.

Let me be clear about one thing: I love Disney sports films (Miracle, The Mighty Ducks, The Rookie, etc.), so I can handle-- and, in fact, was looking forward to-- a movie about underdogs overcoming obstacles to achieve a goal.  I certainly wouldn't give this film a hard time if its only problems were that it was formulaic or cheesy, which it is at times.  The issue is that after a few somewhat promising and interesting early scenes in India as JB and his employees go about the process of recruiting players, once JB gets back to the United States with two would-be ball players and a translator/would-be coach in tow (Rinku, Dinesh, and Amit, played by Suraj Sharma, Madhur Mattal, and Pitobash, respectively), the movie becomes less about the contest and more about how JB becomes a better person through acting as sort of a father figure to the young Indian men.  Before, JB was living a somewhat shallow bachelor life full of one-night stands with models but bereft of much real human interaction; the only people we see him check in with during his time in India are Aash (Aasif Mandvi), the employee who initially introduces him to cricket, and Brenda (Lake Bell), the medical student who rents his guest house.  After returning to the United States, JB makes a bunch of mistakes that can be chalked up to the fact that he's treating Rinku and Dinesh like commodities rather than people.  It initially doesn't occur to him that he should actually go and watch them practice and look after their general well-being, what with them being new to the United States, and all; instead, he drops them off at practice each day, orders them pizza each night, and for entertainment, takes them to a wild party and sets them loose while he tries to land a deal (spoiler alert: this doesn't end well).  He pushes them into their tryouts for the Majors before they are ready.

One frustrating thing about all of this is that JB has several people warning him every time he's about to make a mistake, and every time, he stubbornly pushes ahead and then acts angry and surprised when things turn out exactly as everyone told him they would, and exactly as any fool could see they would.  Because of this, this movie is, as previously noted, less about an interesting (if not selfishly motivated) idea for a contest and the people who participate in it and more about a jerk who learns to be less of a jerk.  Why not tell the story from Rinku and Dinesh's perspectives and actually develop their characters? JB would still necessarily play a large role in the whole thing.  Jon Hamm could still play him.  I just think that Rinku and Dinesh are probably more interesting people than JB, but we never really get to learn whether or not that's true.  I know that people made similar comments about The Blind Side-- that the movie was more about how Leigh Anne Tuohy saved Michael Oher than about Michael Oher-- but at least Leigh Anne Tuohy as played by Sandra Bullock was an interesting character.  JB really is not.

There are some moments of Disney sweetness, mainly involving JB's eventual (and perhaps inevitable) romance with Brenda.  Case in point: Brenda invites JB back to the guest house one night.  We see them kiss.  We gather, based on the fact that Rinku, Dinesh, and Amit catch JB leaving the guest house the next morning, that they slept together, but we don't actually see it, and JB has to gently tell the guys that just because he and Brenda spent the night together doesn't mean they're going to get married (though, spoiler alert, we learn before the closing credits that in real life, JB and Brenda actually do.  Did I mention that this is all based on a true story?).  Moments like this are nice, and Brenda is fine as a "cool girlfriend who helps the jerk guy change his ways" kind of character (other examples of this type of character include Jennifer Garner in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Jennifer Garner in Draft Day, which was the last movie I saw in a theater before this one, and which was so boring I didn't even bother to review it, in case you were curious). Jon Hamm is also fine as JB in that you always believe that Jon Hamm is good deep-down even when he's playing guys that often do bad things, which also works for him as Don Draper on Mad Men.  I just really feel like Disney made a mistake by having this film revolve so heavily around JB, though.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

thoughts on Neighbors

Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne star as Mac and Kelly Radner, a thirty-something married couple with a baby.  When a fraternity moves in next door, they are concerned about the potential noise, but want to try to be cool; they introduce themselves to the guys (led by fraternity president Teddy, played by Zac Efron, and vice-president Pete, played by Dave Franco) and offer them a joint, trying a little too hard to be casual when they tell them to “keep it down.”  After they get fed up with the noise and call the cops on a party, however, they find themselves in a war.  Mac and Kelly break a pipe and flood the guys’ basement.  The guys steal the airbags from Mac and Kelly’s car and strategically place them in chairs, so that Mac winds up shooting towards the ceiling more than once.  Kelly gets the idea to try to cause a rift between Pete and Teddy by getting Pete to hook up with Teddy’s girlfriend.

It’s all pretty fun and funny.  Part of the humor comes from the fact that with a few exceptions, the war is way more on Mac and Kelly’s end than the guys’.  Yes, the fraternity guys are being loud and annoying, but most of it isn’t specifically directed at Mac and Kelly; they’re just doing what they do.  Mac and Kelly actually scheme to try to get what they want.  Their friend Jimmy (Ike Barinholtz) correctly suggests that they’re just bored, getting used to being parents.  Likewise, Pete suggests to Teddy that perhaps he’s taking all of the fraternity stuff so seriously because he has no idea that he’s going to do when he graduates. 

The movie is also surprisingly sweet at times.  Mac and Kelly enlist a pledge to try to help them bust the fraternity for hazing; he initially goes along with it, but backs out when Teddy demonstrates legitimate concern for him and his sudden problems with the fraternity’s initiation rituals.  Teddy and Pete seem to have a genuine friendship.  Mac and Kelly have an argument at one point—he tells her that one of them has to be the adult in their relationship, and she’s supposed to be the one to rein him in; she points out that she’s never been like that—but make up quickly.  The film also largely avoids gross-out humor, save for one gag with the baby finding a condom on the lawn.

All in all, this was a funny and sweet comedy with largely likable characters.  I’d recommend.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

thoughts during Scandal, 3/20/14

Jake killed JAMES?! I did NOT see that coming! I thought for sure it would be David!

Oh, my! Cyrus pushing James against the wall in that flashback! 
Cyrus: "That's my move."
James: "You're damn right, that's your move."
DAMN!

Jake: "James Novak died in a car jacking.  Accept that, and that world keeps spinning."
Olivia: "And if I don't?"
Jake: "Bad things happen to good people all the time."
Me: "HOLY SHIT!"

Olivia asks her dad what the point of anything is. If everyone is a monster, who is worth saving?  Olivia's dad's response? Everyone!: "In the face of darkness, you drag everyone back into the light! That is the point!  Or at least, that's what I like to think is the point of YOU!" I love Olivia's dad.

Oh, how I gasped when Mellie and the new vice-presidential candidate started getting it on!  And then I started repeating "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod" over and over again.  Go, Mellie!

Did Huck and Quinn really make out for a minute there? I swear, you turn away from this show for a split second... Anyway, those two creep me out, so whatever.

Aw, to the flashback of Cyrus taking his relationship with James public!  I was grinning from ear to ear, and happy to see that President Fitz was, too.

Aaand another episode of the emotional rollercoaster we all know and love comes to a close.

Monday, March 17, 2014

A long time ago, we used to be friends... (thoughts on the Veronica Mars movie) (spoilers)

Kristen Bell stars as Veronica Mars, who, since we saw her last at the end of the Veronica Mars TV show, has transferred from Hearst College to Stanford, completed law school at Columbia, and now is interviewing at a big New York City law firm.  She also is dating Piz (Chris Lowell), not still, but again.  Early in the movie, she learns that her ex-boyfriend Logan Echolls (Jason Dohring) has been accused of murdering his pop star ex-girlfriend, who also was a high school classmate of Veronica and Logan's.  Though Veronica and Logan haven't spoken in nine years, he calls her for help, and she agrees to go back to Neptune.  Meanwhile, Wallace (Percy Daggs III) is trying to get Veronica to attend their ten-year class reunion, which she is less than thrilled about.

I wound up going to see this by myself, at the last minute.  This turned out to be for the best, since I was totally dorking out through the whole thing.  I was, like, clapping my hands in delight every time a familiar face showed up (Krysten Ritter as Gia Goodman!  Max Greenfield as Leo D'Amato, all adorable and pretending not to remember Veronica!).  There was also a moment where Logan was about to leave, and I full-on whispered, "Please stay," and then Veronica said, "Please stay," and they start making out, and I did the little "Yes!" thing with my arm.  OH!  And there was an A Few Good Men reference!:

Veronica: "You stand there in that f'itty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth show me some f'ing courtesy!"

Logan: "Way to keep it PG-13, Mars." HEE!

As is probably evident, much of the pleasure of this movie is seeing the whole gang back together, and for awhile, I was enjoying it in a simply, "Huh, this is like a better-than-average episode" kind of way.  HOWEVER, at the point where (SPOILER!!!) Veronica's dad (Enrico Colantoni) and Deputy Sacks (Brandon Hillock) got hit by a car, I was like, "Whoa, everything just got kicked up a notch!" Also...at it's heart, it's really a story about Veronica Mars learning to accept and embrace who she is rather than trying to escape it, which is pretty darn cool.  Watching her put her feet up on the desk at Mars Investigations at the end was just so badass.

Anyway...I'm not sure how it would be if you never watched the show, but I loved it a lot.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

thoughts on Scandal, 3/6/14

1)  I love how Olivia's dad basically shows up once an episode to be all badass.

2)  Jake (and I'm not going to get this quote exactly right): "If I'm going to be your fake boyfriend, I want to come home at the end of the day and drink a real beer and eat real food.  Wine is not beer, and popcorn is definitely not food."  Hee.  I mean, popcorn IS food, but it's not a meal.

3)  Have we ever been given a good reason why Fitz hates Mellie so much?  I know that they're basically in an arranged political marriage.  I know she's a bitch.  I know he resents that he's basically stuck with her.  But he talks to her with such CONTEMPT in his voice.  He's the one who cheats on her constantly, and he's basically a hot mess.  I may just be forgetting something, or it may just be that I'm starting to really like Mellie now, but he just usually seems more hostile towards her than the situation warrants.

4)  "When I was given the chance to cheat, I kept my knees together and I said no.  We.  Are not.  The same."  Go, Mellie.

5) And tonight's first "Oh my god.  Oh my god" moment came when Mellie rushed forward and kissed Fitz's running mate in the room with the portraits of all the First Ladies.  When did she become my favorite?

6) Fitz: "Do you have feelings for Jake?"

Olivia: "That's none of your business."

Fitz: "I know."

Me: "Well, it kind of is."  I mean, Fitz is married, and all, and he's not in a position to tell her what to do or anything, but...they kind of still have a thing, and he's certainly not hiding how he feels about her or how he feels about Mellie.  He's a douche bag, is what I'm saying, but he's generally pretty honest and forthright about his feelings.

8) Jake using his security clearance to spy on Olivia talking to Fitz about him in the Oval Office?! EW! Already creepy.  Has the potential to get super creepy.  Scott Foley is well-cast in this role, though.  I never quite buy it when Foley plays a straight-up nice guy...but a "nice guy" who is kind of shady?  Absolutely, I'll buy that.

It's no secret that this show is my favorite these days, but the thing that still makes me uncomfortable about it is that sometimes it goes a little *too* dark for what it actually is, which is a well-written, well-acted soap opera.  It should be a straight-up "naughty fun" show, but then they have to throw in stuff like Mellie getting raped by her father-in-law years ago and all of the torture business they sometimes do with Quinn and Huck.  Things like that are not only unpleasant to watch, they're not in keeping with the tone of the show.

Regardless, it was a great episode.  Very concerned that 1) I'm going to miss next week and 2) abc.com doesn't put new episodes online for eight days.  I might have to temporarily get Hulu Plus, or something.